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| Well journal this semester at Starfleet Academy has been crazy. Spock and I cheated on that Kobayasho thing and I passed it but then they found out and almost kicked me out which wasn't so bad except they decided not to and now everyone is all OH HOLY SHIT JAMES KIRK WE LOVE YOU THAT WAS AWESOME and nobody will leave me alone which is why I haven't had time to update this stupid thing
the life of an intergalactic space rock star is difficult indeed
KIRK OUT
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| So today I find out I have todo some fuckin Kobeyashy Maru test or some goddamn shit like that, nobody ever fuckin tells me anything. So i go to a couple of my friends who are fourth year and ask and one of them tells me that it's this no win test thing where you fight romulans or something, everyone in the command trakc has to take it. Which is bull shit if you ask me. I'm gonna taklk to Spock about it, maybe he'll have an idea. I bet he will, Spock is a crafty bastard when you get to know him.
KIRK OUT
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| okay okay i guess his name is spock sorry about the spork jokes
kirk out
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| cadet log stardate 1061.10
soooo today I was in the cafeterea and some goddam pleb dumped his lunch tray right on my brand new unifrom, I just had that shit custom tailorerd by some guy in downtown San Francisco. Needless to say I hauled off and punched his stupid first-year ass right in the face before I realized it wasn't actually a pleb, it was a fourth-year cadet named Will Decker and he and his retarded friends hauled me out into the alley behind the cafeterea and they were beating the living fuck out of me, god i can't see out of my left eye
anyway then Spork comes out of fucking nowhere and beats the living shit out of them and then HELPS ME UP and he got me over to medical where that fucking pleb medical intern friend of his leonard mccock or whatever sutured one of my nostrils shut and it had to be fixed by the DEAN OF MEDICAL STUDENTS, i know he did it on purpose too i fucking hate that guy
buuuut i guess vulcans aren't so bad after all
LESSON OF THE DAY: NEVER LET LEONARD MCGAY GET A AUTOSUTURE NEAR YOUR FACE
KIRK OUT
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| cadet log stardate 1059.1
so tday i was at starfleet acadamy and i was talking about how klingons suck and this fukcing first year vulcan cadet i know named spork or something like that is like THAT'S NOT LOGICAL. oh god he makes me so angry i sware to god, i can't even do anything right around him, and he's got this friend named leonard who is a complete jerk, they're both a couple of fucking scrubs
also he keeps bitchig at me about my spelling, who cares about that seriously, i want to be a star ship captain not a goddamn english professor. i hate vulcans and i hope there's never one on my ship fucking vulcans seriously
ALSO! i met this really hot chick last night at a party her naem was carol and we made it like crazed weasels but i don't remmeber if i wore ar ubber and i can't find her number anywhere
UH-OH
FUTURE CAPTAIN JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK OUT
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